#PeopleOfEarth
there are so many things a guy should consider before approaching a girl. Some
guys just want to ask a girl for her number because ‘omo she garit’. Anytime
she walks by, it seems the world should pause for them to have a chance with
her. Believe it or not, the way you are doing your ‘rehearsals of life,’ to
speak to her, so also someone else is rehearsing the lines to use too. Nah
WAEC? Take it easy nah! Must you turn up your nose like that all in the name of
fone? Learn from Tu-face whenever he
visits a street within a week at least 5 girls would be pregnant. He does need special
rehearsals, he is very natural.
I
think everybody one way or the other might have approach a girl before and we
have our own experiences. Sometimes these experiences guard us and sometimes it’s
as if we have no experience at all…yeah! Especially when she is that kind of
girl that knocks you out completely.
The
most ridiculous thing a guy will do is to approach a girl wrongly. Abba! It’s a
big ‘f**k-up and ‘falling of hand.’ Imagine if a pepper seller whom managed to
buy ‘first hand okirika’ and the only thing on her mind is to get the attention
of Abudu the shoemaker and you, an humble Cambridge graduate approaching her
with your rehearsed ‘speech of life’:
You
“Hi”
Her
“Guruaftunun”
You
“I believe you’re a homosapien?”
Her “Wetin u talk?”
You
“No, as a homosapien you don’t have to
be quiet about the situation of this country. Whatever may be the oracular
oration of the police in denuding Tambuwal of his security apparatchik, this is
one diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous impunity, institutional desecration
and executive apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all compos mentis
homosapiens and its hereby pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed.” (Hon. Patrick
Obahiagbon)
Let’s
not be deceived by what most people wear. Sometimes they are not what they
appeared to be. Do your research and find out about a girl before approaching
her. Sometimes you don’t need to do that, because sometimes they are actually
what they appear to be. And please be natural as possible; do not bite your
tongue because you want to use that particular word. Gbangan! Is one of the
biggest mistakes a guy would make while talking to a girl. “Go for it, learn from it, be
good at it and next time be ready for it.”
-Beautiful
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