THE SPIRICOCO LOVER

He prayed for a good Christian to be his life partner/she prayed for a good Christian to be her life partner, but not a spiricoco. DAMN!!! A spiricoco is the kind of Christian that does need to say he/she is a born again Christian before you know they are, by their dressing you shall know them. For girls, their #maryamaka skirts is always singing ‘come lets praise da lord,’ each time they pass by. For the men, their shoes preached the King James version of Apostle Paul’s missionary ‘trekking’ #shoekuemeka. Whenever they want to hug, there is always this huge gap between them with only their hands parting each other on the back. They kabash (speak in tongues) even when having interviews or business meetings.

A friend of mine that is a marriage counselor once had a very serious case to handle between two married couples. Reason being they both disagree on how to have sex. The both of them are good Christians and love each other very much, but sex was a big issue. The man wanted ‘blow-job’ to be added to the menu of sex, but the woman disagreed, claiming she can’t use the same mouth she is using to shout “Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!” to lick a #blackbanana. She feels her ‘hallelujah’ won’t pass through the ceiling if she should do it. I don’t want to discuss that case, but all I can say is that decision affected that marriage. 

In every relationship one wants his/her partner to be understanding and caring. Yes it’s true ‘love found us’ or ‘we found love,’ like Rihanna ‘found love’ with Chris Brown and has twin black eyes as proof for it. The hardest part of a relationship is not kissing, hugging or curdling, its understanding. Care comes after understanding. Don’t think because you ‘straf dem girls’ and buy them stuffs, that means you care for them (if I hear). And for girls, just because he is not always buying you stuffs in #balogun market, does not mean he cares for you. O Y O is your case! Own Your Own! Deny him of that cookie for long and see if his banana won’t start caring for someone else. It can even be your friend.

Understanding is a word that is misused and often misinterpreted. Understanding is far different from tolerating. Often times the former is often mistaken for understanding.

Lets break the word UNDERSTANDING: Under/Standing. The word under, simply means something beneath and standing in this regard means taking a stand on something. Views and opinions might differ but the ability to let your own standing on that subject seem under (less important) than that of the other person is what shows you are understanding. It doesn’t mean you are wrong and the person is right, no. it means you have seen reasons somewhere and you are willing to place your stand under and stand with that person. 

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There is a big difference between Tolerating and Understanding. Tolerating is to withstand the unpleasant effect of something, and Understanding means the ability to grasp meaning. The Bible said ‘Can two walk together except they agree?’

My question is what is the purpose of your marriage? If its to have babies, good just focus on the sex without the package that comes with it. But if your marriage is to share each other’s happiness/sadness, pain/gain and all that the pastor pronounced before “you may kiss the bride,” please do consider other fun stuffs when having sex. Watch out for this post THE ART OF SEX, so you can learn so many things about SEX.

There is a big difference between ‘having sex’ and ‘making love.’ Making love is fun and exciting and by the time we begin to see this, we will take our marriage/relationship to the next level. Anything can happen while making love…you can try different styles and be happy afterward.

The devil is the accuser of the brethren. He will accuse you and try to interrupt your prayers, buts it’s only a ploy to destroy your marriage. It’s very simply, if that old fool succeed it would affect your marriage. 

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Whenever unmarried people are having sex the Holy Spirit is always present, taking record, but whenever married people are having sex or making love, God let them be, because they are ONE. So your hallelujah mouth sucking banana’ is the devil’s ploy to ruin your marriage. You can do anything as long as it’s convenient for the both of you. Remember, UNDERSTANDING is the key to any Successful Marriage.