He prayed for a good Christian to be his life partner/she
prayed for a good Christian to be her life partner, but not a spiricoco. DAMN!!!
A spiricoco is the kind of Christian that does need to say he/she is a born
again Christian before you know they are, by their dressing you shall know
them. For girls, their #maryamaka skirts is always singing ‘come lets praise da
lord,’ each time they pass by. For the men, their shoes preached the King James
version of Apostle Paul’s missionary ‘trekking’ #shoekuemeka. Whenever they
want to hug, there is always this huge gap between them with only their hands
parting each other on the back. They kabash (speak in tongues) even when having
interviews or business meetings.
A friend of mine that is a marriage counselor once had a
very serious case to handle between two married couples. Reason being they both
disagree on how to have sex. The both of them are good Christians and love each
other very much, but sex was a big issue. The man wanted ‘blow-job’ to be added
to the menu of sex, but the woman disagreed, claiming she can’t use the same
mouth she is using to shout “Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!” to lick a
#blackbanana. She feels her ‘hallelujah’ won’t pass through the ceiling if she
should do it. I don’t want to discuss that case, but all I can say is that
decision affected that marriage.
In every relationship one wants his/her partner to be
understanding and caring. Yes it’s true ‘love found us’ or ‘we found love,’
like Rihanna ‘found love’ with Chris Brown and has twin black eyes as proof for
it. The hardest part of a relationship is not kissing, hugging or curdling, its
understanding. Care comes after understanding. Don’t think because you ‘straf
dem girls’ and buy them stuffs, that means you care for them (if I hear). And
for girls, just because he is not always buying you stuffs in #balogun market,
does not mean he cares for you. O Y O is your case! Own Your Own! Deny him of
that cookie for long and see if his banana won’t start caring for someone else.
It can even be your friend.
Understanding is a word that is misused and often
misinterpreted. Understanding is far different from tolerating. Often times the
former is often mistaken for understanding.
Lets break the word UNDERSTANDING: Under/Standing. The word
under, simply means something beneath and standing in this regard means taking
a stand on something. Views and opinions might differ but the ability to let
your own standing on that subject seem under (less important) than that of the
other person is what shows you are understanding. It doesn’t mean you are wrong
and the person is right, no. it means you have seen reasons somewhere and you
are willing to place your stand under and stand with that person.
N:B
There is a big difference between Tolerating and Understanding.
Tolerating is to withstand the unpleasant effect of something, and
Understanding means the ability to grasp meaning. The Bible said ‘Can two walk together
except they agree?’
My question is what is the purpose of your marriage? If its
to have babies, good just focus on the sex without the package that comes with
it. But if your marriage is to share each other’s happiness/sadness, pain/gain
and all that the pastor pronounced before “you may kiss the bride,” please do
consider other fun stuffs when having sex. Watch out for this post THE ART OF
SEX, so you can learn so many things about SEX.
There is a big difference between ‘having sex’ and ‘making
love.’ Making love is fun and exciting and by the time we begin to see this, we
will take our marriage/relationship to the next level. Anything can happen
while making love…you can try different styles and be happy afterward.
The devil is the accuser of the brethren. He will accuse you
and try to interrupt your prayers, buts it’s only a ploy to destroy your
marriage. It’s very simply, if that old fool succeed it would affect your
marriage.
N:B
Whenever unmarried people are having sex the Holy Spirit is
always present, taking record, but whenever married people are having sex or
making love, God let them be, because they are ONE. So your hallelujah mouth
sucking banana’ is the devil’s ploy to ruin your marriage. You can do anything
as long as it’s convenient for the both of you. Remember, UNDERSTANDING is the
key to any Successful Marriage.
The year is coming to an end and lots of fun events are on queue to make you be on your mental tiptoes as you celebrate a fulfilling year. One of such events is happening in IKORODU! #Shoki 
