#PeopleOfEarth
when a girl starts noticing two oranges popping from her chest and boys
starring at her longer than before, she would change some things about her.
Like the length of time she spends in the bathroom, the length of time she uses
in doing her make-up, and picking a dress to wear, the way she walks and the
way she talks especially how her ‘Yewz
wharis it’ comes out. Sometimes she changes her cream and joins #TeamBleaching
and her taste in ‘okirika’ improves to another grade, but definitely keeping
the culture of #BendDownSelect. The most interesting part is when she joins the
social community, like Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, 2go, BBM. And she send request to guys and when they
reply, she would be like ‘yes do I know you?’
Durr! ‘Who know m**key wey send request’ Or she says this all the time
‘I can’t chat right now, am busy’ come on, busy washing your pan…?.
When
a guy starts noticing a girl, he spends more time washing his boxers so he can do
the sagging thing to show he is a big boy, go #TeamPrisoners. He spends time
‘rubbing spirit’ or ‘ogogoro’ on his chin in order to grow mustache, and fights
with his barber all the time for attempting to touch his barren chin. He improves
in his #LyingSkill and spends more time listening to how it sounds whenever he
says ‘I love you.’ He increase his number of visits to eateries, asking the
price of products before taking a girl there, else gengen is his case. He spends time learning the latest cheat for
browsing for free so he could #chyk that girl. (To know more funny
things boys/girls do, read ESCAPING PUBERTY 2).
However,
this stage is a very crucial stage in anybody’s life and is a time when we can
decide to make or mar our life, sometimes without knowing we have made such an
important decision. It’s a time when one needs to know his/her values, choose
friends and place priorities. If one misses it now it can be very hard to
recover from it or even ever knowing it. Because whatever habit one cannot leave as a
youth, it’s very hard, I repeat very hard to leave as an adult. Read Escaping Puberty daily to help you
build your life or rediscover the right part.
(ESCAPING
PUBERTY has 13 interesting and educating Series and each episode would be
publish daily)
-Beautiful
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