Monday, 1 December 2014

SPEECH OF LIFE JUST TO ASK FOR HER NUMBER

#PeopleOfEarth there are so many things a guy should consider before approaching a girl. Some guys just want to ask a girl for her number because ‘omo she garit’. Anytime she walks by, it seems the world should pause for them to have a chance with her. Believe it or not, the way you are doing your ‘rehearsals of life,’ to speak to her, so also someone else is rehearsing the lines to use too. Nah WAEC? Take it easy nah! Must you turn up your nose like that all in the name of fone? Learn from Tu-face whenever he visits a street within a week at least 5 girls would be pregnant. He does need special rehearsals, he is very natural.
I think everybody one way or the other might have approach a girl before and we have our own experiences. Sometimes these experiences guard us and sometimes it’s as if we have no experience at all…yeah! Especially when she is that kind of girl that knocks you out completely.
The most ridiculous thing a guy will do is to approach a girl wrongly. Abba! It’s a big ‘f**k-up and ‘falling of hand.’ Imagine if a pepper seller whom managed to buy ‘first hand okirika’ and the only thing on her mind is to get the attention of Abudu the shoemaker and you, an humble Cambridge graduate approaching her with your rehearsed ‘speech of life’:

You “Hi”
Her “Guruaftunun”
You “I believe you’re a homosapien?”
 Her “Wetin u talk?”
You  “No, as a homosapien you don’t have to be quiet about the situation of this country. Whatever may be the oracular oration of the police in denuding Tambuwal of his security apparatchik, this is one diaphanous exempli gratia of scabrous impunity, institutional desecration and executive apacheism which must be pooh poohed by all compos mentis homosapiens and its hereby pooh poohed and remains pooh poohed.” (Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon)

Let’s not be deceived by what most people wear. Sometimes they are not what they appeared to be. Do your research and find out about a girl before approaching her. Sometimes you don’t need to do that, because sometimes they are actually what they appear to be. And please be natural as possible; do not bite your tongue because you want to use that particular word. Gbangan! Is one of the biggest mistakes a guy would make while talking to a girl. “Go for it, learn from it, be good at it and next time be ready for it.”

                                                                                                                                     -Beautiful

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